
Nampa, Idaho - November 9, 2026 - Please
allow me to paint a picture for you. It’s 11:59 pm on New Year’s Eve. You’ve
plunked your middle-aged body on the couch to await the final countdown of
what’s been a tumultuous year, beginning last January 1st—12 long months ago.
In late February, you developed an infection—single-celled organisms across
most of your body. By mid-November, they festered into complex, multicellular
life forms, giving rise to an array of roaming dinosaurs a month later. They
walked, ran, swam, and flew all over your body until you caught the worst cold
of your life, an icy malaise that seemed to last forever but was gone after
only a couple of weeks, taking the pesky dinosaurs with it by December 26th.
Unfortunately, your renewed vitality lasted up until 30 minutes ago, when a
particularly nasty virus—modern humans—laid claim to your body’s healthy
resources, building its first cities with less than two seconds remaining until
the start of the new year. But you’re not worried—not since you’ve outlasted
every single invader, shaking each and every one of them off like irritating
fleas.
Of
course, I’m describing our beloved Earth—its first 4.5 billion years scaled
down to a single calendar year. Isn’t it interesting to conceptualize how
humans have only recently entered the frame? It is indeed mind-blowing, but my
mind isn’t focused on single-celled organisms, multicellular life forms,
dinosaurs, or even human beings; I’m interested in the lobe-finned fish called
tetrapodomorphs, better known as prehistoric lungfish, who evolved out of the
primordial soup to move between water and land. Now these little guys
pique my curiosity and inspire my imagination:
“Hey!
What’s up, Stan? Where do you think you’re going?” asked Clyde, flailing
his nubby fins against the soft mud. “I thought you were going to stay here
with me, soaking up the sun and taking in all the eye candy.”
Stanley
stopped and rolled his big fish eyes at his disappointed wingman. Ever since
their juvenile teeth fused into tooth plates for food grinding when they were
just wee little fingerlings, Stanley and Clyde spent most of their spare time
together chasing the all-important lady lungfish. Sarcastically, he replied, “My
bachelor pad isn’t going to build itself, you know?” He continued undulating
toward a thicket of small shrubs and ferns growing underneath a stand of
softwood river trees 30 feet from the reed-filled swamp. Stanley approached his
chosen target, propelling himself using his fleshy pectoral and pelvic fins to
dig through the spongy earth, his tail dragging limply, leaving a trail of flattened
dirt behind him.
Clyde
rolled uncomfortably onto his scaly underside to watch his friend slither away.
He could still feel the undigested mixture of algae, worm, and crustacean in
his stomach, a concoction that made him feel sated but bloated under the sun’s warmth.
He shouted toward Stanley. “Your new love nest seems a bit too far from
the swamp! Aren’t you worried about being eaten alive? Rumor has it that
lungfish taste pretty good!”
Stanley
laughed, causing his gills to expand and contract. He raised his head and gulped
the humid air, filling his lungs with life-sustaining oxygen. “You’re such a scaredy-cat,
dude. Don’t you know lungfish are on top of the food chain in both the swamp
and on land? Come on, Clyde—educate yourself! Not a single species has a more
developed brain than us, and—get this—we’re like the only ones with a freaking
backbone!”
I’m
certain I’ve given the cucumber-sized lungfish far too much credit, but even if
I’ve outraged a few monocle-wearing paleontologists, I feel confident that Homo
sapiens weren’t the first nor will they be the last dominating species on
Earth. Did the squishy lungfish rule the planet back then? Maybe. Did a
wild and woolly water-borne organism evolve to thrive on exposed rocks, thus
preceding the tetrapodomorphs as the reigning species two billion years
earlier? My Magic 8 Ball says, “As I see it, yes.”
The
point I’m trying to make here is that Homo sapiens—modern humans—are
merely the “soup de jour” in the grand scheme of things. I don’t know how long
rock-clinging organisms or lungfish dominated primitive Earth; however, history
books and Google report that dinosaurs existed for 165 million years. Comparatively,
modern humans have only been around for 300,000 years. I don’t know about you,
but I have a hard time imagining our species surviving another 100 years, let
alone existing through countless eons to match the dinosaur’s tenure. If you don’t
agree with my sobering outlook, then you obviously don’t go out much or waste hours
on the internet—and you certainly don’t have any social media accounts. In that
case, I applaud you!
Atmospheric
change may have wiped out early multicellular organisms; predators could have
turned lungfish into a delicacy; and the Ice Age most likely put the kibosh on
dinosaurs—but what will be the reason behind the end of humanity? It’s not a
question of “if it will end,” but rather “when and how it
will end.” Earth is still roughly 500 million years from crossing the midpoint
of its expected lifespan. Will anything be left on Earth to celebrate the
milestone? I envision a vastly intelligent species holding balloons and wearing
party hats. They just won’t look or act anything like human beings.
-Chuck Trunks
“This work was written independently by the author without the use of generative AI.”
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